Laughter contributors
Insult: Your girlfriend is UGLY.
Comeback: OH YEAH?... Well you should see her WITHOUT make up.
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Girl 1: I couldn't help but over hear your conversation-
Girl 2: Well that's because you were EAVESDROPPING
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Guy on tram: Mate... not only has she seen me naked...
Her mom has seen me naked.
AND her sister has seen me naked.
Other guy on tram: Mate, you are a legend.
Lol. Just another normal conversation between 2 aussie blokes.
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*nearly drops something so i melatah*
Me: Oh mak engkau jatuh.
Milo: ....... what did you say?
Me: Uh...
.
you know when you accidentally nearly drop something...
and you just start saying random words?
Shaun: .....
*mimics dropping action*
encyclopedia.
...bodoh
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Lame jokes collection
Me: What's the worst initial combination?
Izza:.... PT.
Me: Why?
Izza: It's a pity... his intials are PT.
Didn't know u had it in you :P
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Paul: Which computer can sing?
"A Dell"
GET IT? :P
Atoyrah, sumpah budak ni lagi lame dpd u!
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Little britain racist episode
Teacher: Okay tell me what are some of the junk food that are bad for you.
*perfect english and accent*
Student (Indian girl): Fish and chips.
Teacher: ...I'm sorry what?
Student: Fish and chips.
Teacher: ...Come again?
Student: Fish and chips!
Teacher:.......... okay, I can't understand you.
*writes on the board*
CURRY
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I swear I'm not racist. But that's damn funny.
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Random facts of the month
1. Brain scans show that people who view photos of a beloved experience an activation of the caudate-the part of the brain involving cravings
Is it.. emotional cravings? E.g. I want him/her back when u look at old photos of ur ex
or... food cravings? mmmm... brownies
I'm thinkin brownies.
2. When someone looks at a new love the neural circuits that are usually associated with social judgemeent are suppressed
which explains why 'love is blind'
3. More than ten ppl a year are killed by vending machines
ooooo
4. Hippos milk is pink
ahhhh
5. Ice cream is chinse food
say what?
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Facebook funny
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LOL
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Student elections going on in Melbourne uni
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not funny, but true.
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Life quote of the month
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy...
they just promised it would be worth it.
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A bit about life
Raya 2011
Raya at Kota Bharu via skype :P
I wanna eat too!!
smile!
Showing my grandma the dodol I found at the asian grocer!
Raya Ipoh via skype!
Less pictures were taken due to the fact that I was taking down recepis. Acik and my opah are the best cooks in the world, no, universe! They should be miss universe! :P
Raya with sandy on skype LOL!
And of course...
Raya in Melbourne.
Heart shaped roti jala!! Hahahahaha
Slightly contradicting wearing a cheongsam top.
Heeeee rilakkuma bear! Best part of raya day 2 :P
Malaysia Hall
My favourite baju raya this year :)
this is i-lyn she is a ballerina
the only other high school friend doing an artsy fartsy course so I get to see her at VCA :)
Definitely felt like home. Ha
she painted her own nails like that! melb uni art student representin yo.
~~~Thank you to all the awesome cooks of the raya period who so kindly opened their houses to all of us! And to friends who made time to spend raya with me...
Like Sha sleeping over night before raya and we emo-ed together eating kek lapis
(seriously, what would we do without asian grocers)
wishing we balik kampung with our families! LOL
Also tq auntie!!!!!!!!
Dapat jugaaakk.. duit raya... in RM lagi hahaha!
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Kakak: Why are u sitting in the corner?
Me: Dude, corners are the new black.
Made a new cover. If you wanna watch :P
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General quote of the month
Lecturer: We all might look fine on the surface, but deep down we all have issues that we're dealing with.
And everyone exchanges knowing looks. Sniggering in agreement.
Me: laugh out loud.
This was after she cried in class!!! Someone's a little stressed out.
Well, we're all still alive. And music makes everything better anyway.
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